The Rules of EvE Online

Trust no one… (EVE is full of twisted assholes who want to kill you)
Always read the pop up messages before clicking “OK”.
Fly only what you can afford to lose! (You will lose ships)
Insurance, buy it!!! (See Rule 3)
Get a clone – keep it updated. (It’s less expensive than memory-wipe)
EvE is about Risk Vs. Reward. (See Rule 3)
Being in Empire Space/Highsec (0.5-1.0) Does not mean you are safe.
If you lose stuff, IT IS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!
Just because you CAN fly something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
If everyone says “train for this,” ignore them! It will be nerfed…
TRUST NO ONE!!! (EVE is full of twisted assholes who want to kill you)