For too long I have seen the wonderful natural beauty of EVE be ripped asunder by greedy miners and explorers. The CCP art department has spent so much time rendering beautiful asteroids and data relay stations only to see capsuleers repeatedly destroy them for their own personal gain.

Furthermore, the average temperature of this Universe has risen 0.000001K over the past decade and this is clearly the result of unmitigated industry throughout the core systems. All to feed the relentless war machine orchestrated by capsuleer-kind.

It is time we fight for mother-universe! armed with a frigate, no talent for pvp, a cabin full of patchouli, and a cargo bay of self-righteous impotent rage, I declare war on any of the productive members of the EVE community.

I will fly my rainbow warrior throughout the universe, engaging anyone who dare defile the natural beauty the Icelandic Gods have put here for EVERYONE to enjoy.