Jun 9, 2026
Jun 11, 2011(15y)
Jun 11, 2027(317d)
Combat
Kills6
Losses2
Efficiency75%
ISK
Destroyed908.27m
Lost189.8k
ISK Eff.100%
Solo
Solo Kills3
Solo Ratio50%
Final Blows3
Points6
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio50%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityLow
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Damnation seize my soul
if I give you quarters
or take any from you!


Arrr... them fuckin' battles... always endin' with me cock in one hand and a blaster in the other... or was it the other way round after that last bottle... back when the Rusty Harlot was still flyin' straight... we boarded them Fed bastards... cut through the hull... found more than cargo in the crew quarters... that one with the cyber-tits... she could ride zero-G like she was born in it... legs wrapped round me waist... whole ship spinnin'... or maybe that was the rum... lost me left nut to a stray laser that night... or was it the right one... doc said it was a clean shot... clean my arse... now the old prick barely twitches unless the gravity's off and the grog's flowin'... used to plunder more than just ships... used to bend them dockside whores over the cargo crates... hear 'em squeal when the artificial grav kicked back on mid-thrust... arrr... now I just sit here leakin' from both ends... battles... more fuckin' battles... another hull to crack... another pair o' tits to forget... can't remember if I won that last one or just woke up with me pants round me ankles and a new scar on me thigh... eh? Pass the blue shit... before I climb back in me pod and find me a cold corpse to love....
Dashboard
Stats
Kills1
Losses1
Efficiency50%
ISK Destroyed21.3k
ISK Lost95.1k
ISK Efficiency18%
Solo Kills1
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor1
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows1
Points1
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (1 kills)
Solo 100%
Avg Fleet: 1
Typically Flies
Typically Loses
Targets (Alliances)