Starfleet to scoutship, please give your position, Over.
I'm in orbit around the third planet from the star called
The Sun, Over.
You mean it's the Earth? Over.
Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent
Species. Over.
I think we should take a look.

Strange beautiful grass of green,
With your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine

Although your world wonder me,
With your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand,
So to you I shall put an end
And you'll
Never hear
Surf music again

Secret
Oh, secret
Oh
Shhhh...