On average 782.6 ships are lost to porn every day. Don't become a statistic... log before you flog.
Shields are like Clothing: They're the first thing to come off.
Armor is like a Penis: Only good when it's hardened.
Hull is like a Vagina: Once you're in it, your ship is fucked.
Only real men HULL TANK
MILF: Mothership I'd Like to Fly
GIRL: Guy In Real Life

Damage type to protect against:
Angel - All
Amarr Navy - EM & Thermal
Blood - EM & Thermal
Caldary navy - Kinetic & Thermal
Gallente - Kinetic & Thermal
Guristas - Kinetic & Thermal
Khanid - EM & Thermal
Mercenary - EM & Thermal & Kin
Mordus - Kinetic & Thermal
Sansha - EM & Thermal
Serpentis - Kinetic & Thermal