"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
- Voltaire

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain


The lasers on the barge go
zap, zap, zap,
zap, zap, zap,
zap, zap, zap,
The lasers on the barge go
zap, zap, zap,
all through the belt