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Homemade gin:

1/4 c. dried juniper berries
2 T whole coriander, crushed
1 1/2 t dried orange peel
1 t dried lemon peel
1 stick cinnamon
1 cardamom pod, crushed

Mix the whole mess with a bottle of high-test vodka (100 proof). Store in a cool, dark place for a week, stirring daily.
Strain out the solids with a cheesecloth. Add a bottle of regular vodka (80 proof) and strain through a Brita-style pitcher several times.
Mix with tonic and lime. Enjoy.