1.27
Barney Supreme
Jan 22, 2014
Feb 7, 2011(15y)
Feb 7, 2027(195d)
Combat
Kills0
Losses9
Efficiency0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost484.58m
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Caldari
Civire
1.27
Barney Supreme
Last Active
Jan 22, 2014
Birthday
Feb 7, 2011 (15 years old)
Next Birthday
Feb 7, 2027 (195 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses9
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost484.58m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-484584308
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
A Caldari man, a Gallente man and an Amarr woman are all on an Interbus shuttle. The pilot gets on the speaker and tells them "hi folks, just so you're aware, we're experiencing intermittent capacitor problems. The lights in the passenger compartment might fail briefly. Please don't be alarmed when it happens."
Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serve him right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"
The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"
Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serve him right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"
The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"
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Stats
No activity in the last 90d
Last seen Jan 2014
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PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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