Ancient funny chat stuff:

Nytoxias > If you shoot at a small fleet of unidentified navy ships and encounter precision guided missile and railgun fire, it was the Caldari. If you encounter a swarm of drones and resilient, close combat battleships, it was Gallente.
Nytoxias > If they're solid walls of defence and laser fire, they're Amarr.
Nytoxias > If nothing happens for 10 minutes, and suddenly everything in 50km explodes or is torn to pieces, it was the Minmatar.

Tornikas > I tried to salvage a minmatar ship for an hour today, until the pilot asked me to stop following him around...

Baal Primus > Minmatar are the McGyvers of the universe :) just give them some tape and a paperclip. and poof spaceship.