Caldari
Civire
4.15
EthanMay
birthday:
Jan 8, 2011 (14 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 8, 2026 (172 days remaining)
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Character Biography
I don't know whether people are being ironic or serious with this shit anymore, so I just assume they're all idiots.
My SpaceShip makes Vegas look like Newark. Women dress as lizards. Dancing is cutthroat and dangerous. The music is loud, sensual, sexual and sexy. The Women though reptilian, are hot like sexy capitalist pigs that know their way around a deck of turntables and like to fuck..
I’m just an ingenious motherfucker making money on ideas, full of Caldari ingenuity and trying to conduct sensible business. For fuck's sake, I’m trickling down the wealth! The lobsters are for earners. TOP EARNERS! This is how I motivate people, this is perfectly vital to our business! As John Maynard Keynes would say, this is how the civilized go to war.
My SpaceShip makes Vegas look like Newark. Women dress as lizards. Dancing is cutthroat and dangerous. The music is loud, sensual, sexual and sexy. The Women though reptilian, are hot like sexy capitalist pigs that know their way around a deck of turntables and like to fuck..
I’m just an ingenious motherfucker making money on ideas, full of Caldari ingenuity and trying to conduct sensible business. For fuck's sake, I’m trickling down the wealth! The lobsters are for earners. TOP EARNERS! This is how I motivate people, this is perfectly vital to our business! As John Maynard Keynes would say, this is how the civilized go to war.