The MAD Prayer

Our missiles, who art in scrotum
Fertile be thy payload
Thy helmet CUM
Our enemies be bummed
In rectum
As it is in orific
Give us this gank
Our daily w***
And forgive us our porn
But we won't bum those that use
condoms against us
And lead us into aids
But deliver us from warts
For thine is the infection,
The fungal growth,
And the itching
Forever
Amen