Rules on how to be a healthy Ninja!~

Exercise is important, but jogging is for sissies. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head.

Laughter is medicine. Ninja's practice the art of inappropriate laughter. Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the ninja's strength.

Ninja's occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninja's embrace that fact of life.

Killing the wrong person happens. Ninja's know this. It's useless to live in the past.

Fiber in your diet is important. Ninja's eat the shirt off a complete strangers back at least once a week.

Sex is extremely important to ones physical and mental health. Ninja's therefore fantasize about sex two, three, maybe seven times a day.

Mind control is one of the ninja's most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quite lucrative, and therefore, healthy.