Recipe for Vodka Tonic:

Retrieve the biggest glass from the kitchen cupboard

Put like four ice cubes in the glass

Open a fifth of vodka

Pour lots of vodka into the glass

Add 1 ounce of tonic water to the glass

Stir

Carry the glass containing ice, vodka, and tonic water to girlfriend in the living room and hand it to her

Turn on Netflix and start The Tudors

Carry the fifth of vodka to the computer room

Play EVE