IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD
APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER
SATISFACTION. THANK YOU.
Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].
I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are:
[] Bastards
[] Fuckers
[] Evil Rapists
[] Tossers
[] Cocksuckers
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] Cocks
[] Homosexuals
[] Shits
[] Motherfuckers
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] Pussies

and you:
[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State)

people like me. There for, you pack of [insert abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my:
[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber
[] Main

who's a member of:
[] Xetic
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] Stain
[] G Alliance
[] Imperium
[] The Kieretsu
[] Some other alliance no one gives a toss about

to come and:
[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] Rape your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog
[] Other (Please State)

as revenge for you destroying my:
[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.

I sincerely hope you all:
[] Get ass raped by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go fuck yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,

Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very traumatizing.
As a closing message to my statement I would like to say

[] Fuck off and die
[] You're all a pack of dicks
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!
[] I hope you all get cock rot
[] You suck
[] Revenge will be mine
[] My corp is coming for you
[] My alliance is coming for you
[] Expect a war declaration soon

Yours,
[] Sincerely
[] Respectfully
[] Hatefully
[] Truly
[] Rather Confusedly
[] Revengefully
[] With hugs and kisses

Your Name here.