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Eve's Guide to being a Pirate

Insert semi-witty quote about war

Then insert chat log of how really stupid you are

Then spend countless hours sitting at a gate

Then laugh with all your baby-killing buddies when you pop a 2mil isk ship in your fleet that cost you over a billion isk

Laugh at the raging you're victim is doing

Continue to laugh as you watch their ransom iskies fill you're wallet

Bathe in you're own awesomness