Jan 20, 2012
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(207d)
Combat
Kills2
Losses4
Efficiency33%
ISK
Destroyed467.66m
Lost24.14m
ISK Eff.95%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points2
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
2006.05.18 23:03:33 combat Your Thick Toastie Loaf II perfectly strikes butter side up, wrecking for 1054.8 damage.

This is the ships toaster.

The answering machine is currently offline after it insulted the main computer - the two of them are now sulking so I'm filling in.

You're call, however, is important to us.

If you're a pirate press 1 now for wholly inaccurate details on my current location and weapons Load out

If you're a miner press 2 for somewhat reassuring advice that I am not a pirate,

If you're lost and looking for directions, press 3 to be connected to the washing machine. He's filling in for the navigational computer whilst it's away. It's having a midlife crisis and left the ship in a pod to try to find itself - that was 6 months ago. The washing machine is doing a fine job I must say despite it's natural te
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Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -