Tu, rattus turpis!

Ratatat Rat > Holy SHIT!!
Ikoras > what
Ratatat Rat > VAGINA ON THE I-N GATE!!!
Ratatat Rat > GET IN YOUR THORAX'S BOYS!!
Kylara Vetta > Huh?
Ratatat Rat > ^^ exactly

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL IN THE
FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.
THANK YOU
Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I
was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].
I am writing to inform you, that "yourself", and the rest of your corp are:
[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Homosexuals
[] ****s
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] *****es