I often wonder...if nothing will stick to teflon, how in the hell do they get it to stick to the pans? I like corn...hell what's not to like? It's yellow and yummy! If train A leaves baltimore traveling at 60 mph , and train B leaves Denver traveling @ 90 mph....how much would could a woodchuck , chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

Kinda makes you think doesn't it? Is this thing on? Are we really alone in the universe? Why does everything "taste like chicken?"

So many unanswered questions in the universe, such as....
What do fat women and moped's have in common? They are both fun to ride you just wouldn't want you friends to catch you on one!?!

I am a rambling man of mystery...I consider myself a fusion between Austin Powers and Greg Allman...So I guess I should have been named Austin Allman or Greg Powers...but then where does my middle name of<font col