"Those who are worthy of Bob's respect are aware at all times, keep their heads in combat and stand and fight in the direst of circumstances. They meet our strength and determination with their own, and this leads to many glorious GFs. Those who fail our tests are ejected from Bob's holy places and made to return to the wasteland that is referred to in the lore as "Empire.""

From The Scriptures of The Unknown

Fuck Telstra Outages!