"Democracy, it is....it is like a beautiful goddess with three breasts. It seemed like a great idea at first but you'll probably get carried away and get slapped in the face"


Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait til I get in range........Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again.

"Minmatar are kind of like going backwards down a flight of stairs on an office chair firing an Uzi."

"When I think of Faction fleets I picture a bunch of toddlers running around with AK-47s shooting anything that moves"

If you're happy and you know it POD Amarr!
If you cannot find Caldari POD Amarr!
If the Minnies are too frisky and Gallenteans too shifty, and the Jovians too risky POD Amarr!