Los Angeles California: location



WORK HARD BECAUSE YOU WANT TO NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO.

DONT PUT ON BOXING GLOVES UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT.

BOKO SUX

You Know you play too much Eve when you get into a car crash and you run away as fast as you can so that you don't get podded.

'Am I Gay?' Self Examination For Men


1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog.... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Ki ller!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezu