Murphy's Laws of War

* Jacked from Valkirye's Bio

-You are not Superman
-If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
-If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
-The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
-The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready or when you're not.
-No PLAN ever survives initial contact.
-There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
-A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
-The easy way is always mined.
-Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
-If the enemy is within range, so are you.
-The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.