-- Murphy's Laws of Combat --


1. If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

2. Remember: pillage, THEN burn.

3. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.

4. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.

5. There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "reload".

6. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

8. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste it shooting you.

9. When in doubt, empty your magazine.

10. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

11. Fair fights dont exist do what you have to to win!

12. Shit rolls down hill, make sure you aren't stood there when it hits