My papa used to say "Hector, you have got too big coj\xf3nes for a man of your size". He was also a proud hispanic; a true man, esse!

My perra... eh, I mean my Caldari native mom told me to never speak that mierda language my dad spoke. Sweet holy Mary how I hate that puta! I allways had to speak that maldita sea language they speak here in fucking caldari land, esse! A man with coj\xf3nes and a big tool can't speak that homosexual language caldarian speak!

I have been put down like a crazy dog all my life, esse, and now the apestoso Caldari State will pay with their coj\xf3nes for their shit!

Some weeks ago, I met this badass gringo, and he promised he'd help me get revenge! I will avenge my now dead papas language, you caldari bastardos! I will wash my coj\xf3nes in your rotten caldari blood!

Adrian Solstheim i use the tears as lube =P