Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it, you're fucked.


Rules to live by in Eve:

1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt, Shoot It!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well it's an ambush.
7. If it's not moving, shoot it anyway, it might move later.
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.