When I hunt I never miss because my stare actually makes the kill.
Running on a tread mill never got me the same result as running with bulls.
Even my Parrot's advice is insightful.
I once punched a clairvoyant. That's right. You heard me.
I taught a German Pinscher to bark in Spanish.
Dogs flat-out refuse to bite me.
Why do people in this game buy clones?
My bear hugs are hugs that I give to my pet bear.
My socks are never lost.
If I were to ride in your ship, its value would instantly increase.
If I passed you on the street you would feel inclined to stop, say hello and ask me about my day.
My business card just says, "I'll call you."
I never need aspirin.
I went to a psychic once...to warn her.
I enjoy swimming with sharks.
I abduct Aliens for sport.
I once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.