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This is my internet spaceship. There are many like it, but I bought this one in Jita. My spaceship is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my podlife. My ship, without my pod, is useless. Without my ship, I am useless. I must fire my weapon systems true. I must shoot straighter, scoring more perfect hits than my enemy who is trying to pod me. I must deplete his structure before he depletes mine. I will...

Before my CEO, I swear this creed. My spaceship and my pod are the defenders of my nullsec sov. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of this sov. So be it, until there is no retards roaming our space, but carebearing!