Jan 27, 2015
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(141d)
Combat
Kills753
Losses78
Efficiency91%
ISK
Destroyed146.75b
Lost6.86b
ISK Eff.96%
Solo
Solo Kills41
Solo Ratio5%
Final Blows173
Points753
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.04
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
A Brazilian, an Amurican and an Argentine were arrested in China, for drinking at a square.
The judge scolded them and condemned each to 20 whippings. It was the Dog-Rat transition year though, therefore they were granted a wish.
"Amurican! Racist, capitalist! I hate you, but we keep our promises, what do you wish?" - said the judge.
"Tie a pillow to my back!"
The pillow was torn by the 10th whipping, so he still got hit 10 times.
"Argentine! Arrogant, slicker! I hate you, but we keep our promises! What's your wish?"
"Tie 2 pillows to my back!"
He still got hit 5 times, but felt happy, because it looked like he cheated the Amurican.
"Brazilian! Cool and humble, also awesome at soccer! I like you, so I'll grant you 2 wishes instead! What do you wish?"
"100 whippings, please?"
"Outrageous! So brave!! What's the second wish?"
"Tie the Argentine to my back?"
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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