From the lost legends of Minmatar yesteryear, comes your new savior and hope........Father Aneri!!!

Fear not young skallywags, for I am here. I am here to eat your dinner, rape your wife and to play cards with your children. Never again will you feel the need to wipe your ass, count past the number of ten or even to change your socks. For once you have had the chance to suckle at the teats of my bare man chest you will forever be changed. Lost will be your bad memories. Lost will be your thoughts of mundane turbulance. And forever forgotten will be your ability to hold in fecal matter.

Worlds will be changed. Lives will be lost and saved. And many abortions will be had. But once the smoke clears and the sheep part ways, it will all become clear. Like a blinding light in a dark cavern of doom, Father Aneri's meat mound of a cock with rise up, break through and shine the light of knowledge. All who take this light upon their lips will be forever saved. ANERI!!!!