Jun 26, 2011
Sep 17, 2010(15y)
Sep 17, 2026(51d)
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Losses1
Efficiency0%
ISK
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Lost3.3k
ISK Eff.0%
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Solo Ratio0%
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NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio100%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
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Jun 26, 2011
Birthday
Sep 17, 2010 (15 years old)
Next Birthday
Sep 17, 2026 (51 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses1
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost3.3k
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-3349
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio100%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
"I clicked the button. The numbers went up. I think I’m a genius."
Mr Derpaderp is the financial heartbeat of Triple Helix Therapeutics. While the rest of the triumvirate focuses on molecular stability, Derpaderp focuses on market volatility. He doesn't read spreadsheets; he stares at them until they surrender.
He has an uncanny ability to find the exact moment a booster supply is low and flood the market at a 400% markup. Most call it "insider trading." Derp calls it "a lucky guess."
Current Strategy: Buy high, sell higher, forget where the station is.
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MARKET LOG // TRADER: DERP
[X] JITA BUY ORDERS: ACTIVE
[X] ESCROW STATUS: RAINBOWS
[X] TAX EVASION: "INCONCLUSIVE"
[X] TOTAL ISK: [REDACTED FOR TAX PURPOSES]
Expense #104: 400 cases of Quafe Ultra (For "Analytical Focus").
Expense #212: Bail money for Dinsee Nuffin.
Expense #309: Bribing the Jita Janitor to "forget" where I parked the Orca.
Expense #420: "Market Research" (Mostly involves eating exotic sandwiches in High-Sec).
"All ISK transferred to Mr Derpaderp is considered a 'Charitable Donation to the Church of the Holy Margin'. Triple Helix Therapeutics is not responsible for missing assets, sudden inflation, or the mysterious disappearance of the corp's 401k. If found by internal auditors, please tell them I am a hallucination."
Mr Derpaderp is the financial heartbeat of Triple Helix Therapeutics. While the rest of the triumvirate focuses on molecular stability, Derpaderp focuses on market volatility. He doesn't read spreadsheets; he stares at them until they surrender.
He has an uncanny ability to find the exact moment a booster supply is low and flood the market at a 400% markup. Most call it "insider trading." Derp calls it "a lucky guess."
Current Strategy: Buy high, sell higher, forget where the station is.
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MARKET LOG // TRADER: DERP
[X] JITA BUY ORDERS: ACTIVE
[X] ESCROW STATUS: RAINBOWS
[X] TAX EVASION: "INCONCLUSIVE"
[X] TOTAL ISK: [REDACTED FOR TAX PURPOSES]
Expense #104: 400 cases of Quafe Ultra (For "Analytical Focus").
Expense #212: Bail money for Dinsee Nuffin.
Expense #309: Bribing the Jita Janitor to "forget" where I parked the Orca.
Expense #420: "Market Research" (Mostly involves eating exotic sandwiches in High-Sec).
"All ISK transferred to Mr Derpaderp is considered a 'Charitable Donation to the Church of the Holy Margin'. Triple Helix Therapeutics is not responsible for missing assets, sudden inflation, or the mysterious disappearance of the corp's 401k. If found by internal auditors, please tell them I am a hallucination."
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