Common Sense Is So Rare, It's A Goddamn Superpower
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Sandeep > if you are in a pod, you cannot fit a scan probe launcher
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Cross> I was at the kareoke bar last night
Cross> and i was talking to this hot chick for like 20 minutes
Cross> and this other girl walked over right in the middle of my conversation
Cross> and said "Are you talking to my sister? Cause she's deaf"
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Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces...
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Qullen> you are crazy if you think we can salvage with you hitting so hard
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Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading
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97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY FAGGOT!" then copy and paste.