Excerpt from the trial of the Minamatar Republic vs Rob Covah:

... that he did, on or about the date given, wilfully, and while in full posession of his faculties, walk under a ladder without
due care and attention, step on the cracks in the pavement (1,345,964 other offences to be taken into consideration), break
a mirror (statuatory penalty seven years), fail to finish his meat course at dinner (thus incurring a period of rain on the
following day of unspecified duration; see attached forensic meteorological report), spill approximately 211 grains of
household sodium chloride (common salt: NaCl) without thereafter propelling the said same household sodium chloride over and above
left shoulder despite supplies of same being freely available, to the furtherance of the Devil's works, and, farther, did, in the
presence of several God-fearing witnesses, good men and true, with malice, afterthought open an umberella within a household...