Zeke Burnet — legacy portraitZeke Burnet
-1.44
Aug 9, 2015
Sep 24, 2005(20y)
Sep 24, 2026(15d)
Combat
Kills113
Losses36
Efficiency76%
ISK
Destroyed31.15b
Lost2.66b
ISK Eff.92%
Solo
Solo Kills6
Solo Ratio5%
Final Blows29
Combat Points107
Other
NPC Losses4
NPC Loss Ratio11%
Avg Kills/Day0.01
ActivityInactive
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Bio
The Minmatar Ship Rant (Extended version)

A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap of garbage. Get it right.



"All I need is some duct-tape and some super-glue.... good as new!"

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Stats

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Last seen Aug 2015

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -