Starwings' Rules of Eve

1. No rule is absolute.
2. Time is worth ISK too.
3. Never piss of the bigger guy.
4. Always assume the little guy has bigger friends.
5. Never pay a ransom when you can pay mercenaries less.
6. There is always a mercenary who will kill them for less.
7. Smack talk is never worth it in the long run.
8. ISK is power.
9. Never petition CCP - the mods who handle your claims don't give a crap.
10. Never pay unless you have to.