This game makes me wanna strip naked,
burst out of my window,
free fall 28 floors,
faceplant in the snow,
make a snow angel mixed with my own blood,
shiver from the cold,
get hypothermia,
DIE,
go the pearly gate,
say wuzzup to Jesus,
do our secret hand shake,
look for Buddha,
find him,
have him reincarnate me into a frog,
meet a princess,
kiss her,
turn into a prince,
order my subjects to bring me a computer,
play this game again,
cry myself to sleep.
Wake up.
Repeat