Howard Hugdu
May 28, 2009
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(136d)
Combat
Kills0
Losses4
Efficiency0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost2.86b
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Howard Hugdu
The Old Man
Last Active
May 28, 2009
Birthday
Jan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next Birthday
Jan 1, 2027 (136 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses4
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost2.86b
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-2857905302
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Little Howard... likes his citrus.
He also likes his privacy.
But, if you really must know...
1. Orange or Grapefruit Juice MUST be squeezed in front of him, as the citrus-y goodness begins to evaporate into the air the second it leaves the peel. Honest.
2. You will use THREE kleenexes to open the door. Not one. Not two. NEVER four. Three. Three Klenexes are an adiquate barrier against germs. Any less and you risk exposing him. Any more, and you risk calling germ attention to yourself, thereby probably exposing him through osmosis.
3. Milk is good, but only straight from the carton/jug/bottle. In a glass is no good, and straight from the cow is out of the question, it's gotta be pasturized. And whole milk, none of that 2% crap. Chocolate chip cookes must have no chocolate chips around the outside edges of the cookie.
4. Goo pods suck. End of rule four.
5. All transactions are NON-REFUNDABLE.
6. Ice Station Zebra. Nuff said.
He also likes his privacy.
But, if you really must know...
1. Orange or Grapefruit Juice MUST be squeezed in front of him, as the citrus-y goodness begins to evaporate into the air the second it leaves the peel. Honest.
2. You will use THREE kleenexes to open the door. Not one. Not two. NEVER four. Three. Three Klenexes are an adiquate barrier against germs. Any less and you risk exposing him. Any more, and you risk calling germ attention to yourself, thereby probably exposing him through osmosis.
3. Milk is good, but only straight from the carton/jug/bottle. In a glass is no good, and straight from the cow is out of the question, it's gotta be pasturized. And whole milk, none of that 2% crap. Chocolate chip cookes must have no chocolate chips around the outside edges of the cookie.
4. Goo pods suck. End of rule four.
5. All transactions are NON-REFUNDABLE.
6. Ice Station Zebra. Nuff said.
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Stats
No activity in the last 90d
Last seen May 2009
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PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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