*two roller battleships on a hole with a fleet of WHSOC landing on them, only one BS can splash back

Johnson Kanjus: Go ahead Yassamy, it's verged splash out
Yassamy Kondur: oh it's fine you can go Eh
Johnson: Oh I insist, you can go
Yassamy: My canadian-ness is preventing me from going first
Johnson: I'm pointed, they're about to boosh
Yassamy: Yea so you should jump
Johnson: After you

Yassamy then jumped, the apoc known as Steve belonging to Johnson stayed behind, never forget