OJ Simpson dies and goes to hell. The devil meets him and says "we're full here, but I can't turn you away, so I'm going to have to let someone else go to heaven.... but I'll let you pick who...". So the Devil takes him to a room where Ted Kennedy is diving down to a submerged car over and over again. OJ says "that won't do, I can't swim". So the Devil takes him to another. There he sees Hitler rolling a rock up a hill and every time he gets near to the top, it rolls back down. "No, no, no, OJ says, I've got a bad knee, I can't do that". So the Devil takes him to a third room where Bill Clinton is getting orally serviced over and over and over again by Monica Lewinsky. "That doesn't look so bad" says O.J., "I'll take that punishment". The Devil smiles and says-- "O.K. Monica, you can go now"...