Co-Founder - Gamer Theory

http://www.gamertheory.com

Up in space, their ships go BOOM!
In a pyrotechnic doom.

On the ground, no hope is found
As they die in burning mounds.

Lacking tech, like fire and wheel.
Going up against cold steel.

Strategy?! Well they just rush.
THERE'S NO FOOLS THAT THEY CAN CRUSH!

Their invasion's meltdown!
Ground to dust by unarmed clowns!
All that's left: To wait and see.
Whether they will fight or flee!

There's no need for kryptonite.
Silver cross.
Or stake, or LIGHT!

There's some fights that just ain't fair.
But it's FUN to gawk and stare.

"When a fight is just plain wrong!
We all sing the curbstomp song!
People dying left and right...
It's a SLAUGHTER not a fight.

Start a brawl that can't be won.
See the boots eclipse the sun.
Either swallow bitter truth.
Or eat CURB and lose a tooth.

Ill equipped with laser guns.
That explode