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AlphaClient

Aliastra[A]
Sep 12, 2019
Jul 5, 2008(17y)
Jul 5, 2026(36d)
Combat
Kills1,070
Losses98
Efficiency92%
ISK
Destroyed521.39b
Lost7.29b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills50
Solo Ratio5%
Final Blows166
Points1,070
Other
NPC Losses16
NPC Loss Ratio16%
Avg Kills/Day0.16
ActivityInactive
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Bio

uɐıssnɹ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʇnq ʎɹɹos

SHIELDS ARE LIKE CLOTHES, THEY COME OFF FIRST...
ARMOR IS LIKE A PENIS, IT WORKS BETTER WHEN HARDENED...
STRUCTURE IS LIKE PUSSY, ONCE YOU'RE IN IT, YOU'RE FUCKED!!!

♫ When your ship gets blown to bits
♫ And you lose your Faction fits
\\☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \\☻/


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What's a gyno and pizza boy have in common? Both smell the goods but don't eat it. Whats a necrophiliac got in common with a fur trapper? They both hunt for dead beaver.

Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

The Internet: Where the Girls are Guys, the men are little boys and the little girls are FBI agents

Funny toons I have seen:

bj artist
Dashboard
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Efficiency0%
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ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -