Quotes:

"i miss my donkey" - dude in clerks 2

Redeye show from Fox -- "cuter than two smurfs waterboarding a keebler elf"

we all have dreams, mine is eat candy and crap diamonds, difference between your dreams and mine, i'm halfway successful -- Catbert(Dilbert comics)

"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast."
General William Tecumseh Sherman

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy