Intellectual Insults.

-"I can only explain it to you I can't understand it for you."

-"I envy everyone you have never met."

-"You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread everybody touches you but nobody wants you."

-"Somewhere out there is a tree whose single purpus on earth is to replace the oxygen you wast go find it and apologize."

-"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you."

-"I hope you lose weight so therell be less of you."