Every month I write a check to my roommate and the memo section says "Sexual Favors". She deposits them though.

-I seem to have misplaced my mastodon, anyone got one I could borrow for a short time?
How do you misplace a giant prehistoric animal

-You know you've been playing Eve too long when:
You get into a car accident and eject from the car and run for the gate before you get podded
Your Baby wakes up in the morning and starts screaming and your first thought is, Can I Jam Him?
You run into your Ex and think, dammit i should have used an alt to scout for me
You need a dollar for the vending machine and ask someone if they have change for 20 Isk
You keep spamming the elevator buttons like it's jump gate lag

[09:43:07 AM] luize: :D
[09:43:28 AM] Star: I Seems to have run out of cap
[09:43:54 AM] Luize: (nod) we kinda knew that was coming
[09:44:00 AM] Luize: lemme get dressed