EVE-Online where the long-overdue Implementation of common sense features is heralded as the Second Coming of Christ.

Dalton Vanadis > give it a bit of time, you don't send a chicken with it's head cut off to kill an army of ninjas

"Let me look at how much you gave me, divide by 3, multiply by 2, take the derivative of the acceleration of the bullshit flung by <redacted>, and then miraculously, there will be ninjas and a contract up for what I don't want to buy"

fistofwrath > watching her try to interact with anything on a computer is like watching a monkey fuck a football

Finis Garrison: We'd love to get buttsexed and kill people