"Also, the Wii has totally lasting appeals, Atari has released some good games, and Cliff Slavinski isn't an extremely sexy man. Har har har, sorry..."

"Enginering an scenario which Mario can brutally beat the stupid out of the princess while the croud screams for blood is very satisfying."

"Poster: I'm not a fanboy..."
"Yahtzee: Yes you are..."

"Thought we abandoned realism around the time Spacemarines was stabbing dinosaurs on the planet Zog."

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you could spend the entire afternoon explaining that but no one is gonna eat it because you stuck your dick in it!!"

"Somebody once said that a politician is someone who can talk for hours and not actually say anything. If that is true, Hideo Yakushima could run for gouverment and be emperor of the universe by mid-afternoon."


- Ben "Yahtzee" Chroshaw