Cry "HAVOC" and let slip the dogs of war!

People say I'm a freak, dark, weird, sick and twisted person, but I actually have the heart of a young girl - in a jar, on my desk...

You know how is to be a minmatar?
It's like going down a flight of stairs on an office chair while shooting an Uzi, and let me tell you, it's bloody awesome!

The magic behind Minmatar ships is the fact that there is only one type of Minmatar ship. All the variation simply comes from when in the construction process the engineers decide to stop building it.

a minmatar and an amarr talk. the minmatar asks: "what do you fight for? money or honor?"
the amarr says: "for honor, you?"
the minmatar replies: "money, but i guess, everyone fights for what he lacks most"

CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.