Imagine this is where I put some big numbers when I shoot stuff. I also beat my chest somewhat about how awesome I am in PvP, how rich I am, how my enemies tremble in fear and all that good stuff.

There's an ASCII picture of a bunny or a snake or a beertruck that nobody gives a crap about, but I put it in because it's the "in" thing to do and it makes me feel like I belong.

Somewhere here is also a link to one of those gaywad orb pages, and I'm disguising the link by claiming it's a pic of me or my girlfriend or secret info on Jove modules or something else. I'm counting on you, dear reader, to be dumb enough to click the link, though I know you won't. I have made and deleted numerous alts to click it so that my epeen is embiggened.

Then I finish off with some outdated info, which nobody has checked for five years, it's just been blindly copied from one bio to another and some of it is so wrong as to be useless.

CLS - keepin