what happens when a light goes out in the Emporers studdy?

First a commission is setup to figure out who's fault it was. There is an investigation into the manufactuers religious fealty. An apointment is made to find a replacement light. The commission contracts out to determin if the light is the "true light" and fit for the emperor. There is a cosntest of power to see which house gets to provide the light... and in the end a Caldari contractor is called in to finaly buy a bulb and replace it


Q. Whats the difference between an Amarrian and a Minmatar ?

A. Minmatar can wipe their own bottom


"Captain! We're completely surrounded!"
"Excellent!!!! We can fire in any direction."


"Sir, We're outnumbered-"
"No son, it's just a target rich Environment"


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