Jeffraider surely the best FC
To every fly in Sniggardly
Did one day with his own eyes see
An Avatar in B-5RB.

So dear Jeff consumed with jealousy
Bought himself not one but three
And flew them out for all to see
Right back to Titanomachy.

He flew against a force from GOON
With TIDI heavy and downtime soon
But the rest of Sniggardly did swoon
As his Avatar crashed into a moon.

So let this be a lesson to thee
If you buy not one but three
Amarran dongs out of jealousy
Expect to lose them in B-5RB.