Like a great predatory piano, I sit silent in the darkness. Until it is time to attack and then I strike in a cacophony of violence and ivory keys.

Playing Minmatar is like falling down a flight of stairs in an office chair while firing an Uzi
Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah, thou shalt build an Ark, load it with canons and sail the Spanish Main. Oh, there's also some animals, for when you get hungry!

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This is Snake, please copy him to your bio to help control the rabbit population!
Yog Hastur > Your Dread Sandal perfectly strikes giant bug scurrying across the floor, wrecking for 9,999 squish damage.
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